Garrosh 'Sex God' Hellscream

Anonymous asked: Can i have pudding

no. i have levied a pudding tax. 

for the good of the Horde.

glamazon-warlock asked: Though you are being re-written into a player-pleasing lore breaking douche nozzle, I'll always remember you for the honorable cool guy you were.

((starts crying HE’S SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER THOUGH

IF HE DIES LIKE HIS FATHER I AM GOING TO START SCREAMING AND CRYING AND GENERALLY BE IN A NASTY MOOD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

WHAT IF HE REPENTS EVERYTHING AS HE’s DYING AND BLIZZARD JUST REMAKES GROM’S DEATH CUT SCENE I’m going to just lose it.

Garrosh is the best ok he should just realize he’s being a bag of dicks and move back to Nagrand to cool down.

AND IF HE DIES

if he dies

Sylvanas better be like

the final expansion end boss

just so I can laugh and say “GARROSH TOLD YOU he TRIED WARNING YOU but nOOO you killed him”))

Anonymous asked: So you're basically making it impossible for peace to happen in the next decade or so. You've lost yourself some Beastmasters! Hope you're happy, jenkface. >:(

BLAME THE WRITERS MAN NOT ME

I’M FUCKING HONORABLE IN MY OPINION

but nOOOOO

I went from somewhat honorable, albeit stubborn and aggressive (and racist but who isn’t i mean LOOK at the other faction leaders) to supervillian in one expansion with no explanation as to “wait no why am i becoming literally everything that I promised NOT TO BE”

Spirits, all I need is a white fluffy cat to be stroking evilly to complete the picture. I…

I don’t even know anymore.

Anonymous asked: Do you like the Alliance?

Spirits, no. What the hell have you that idea?

shaofbutts asked: Did you take P.E. too seriously as a child?

I bench pressed talbuks. First in my class!!

angelicbulwark asked: boxers or briefs?

boxers.